🤎 Bye, bye Bumhole

Jess Skipper

Creatively written by one extraordinary woman and someone I love dearly.

Anna xox


Bye, bye Bumhole, she said,
Too many times to the bathroom I have fled. Too much pain and being so ill, the drugs and the steroids, pill after pill.

The surgeries and the doctors, every day of the week, have to constantly worry about when you may leak. The ongoing exhaustion and fatigue, still living life, this girl is in another league.

Despite all the challenges, she sets the bar high. She gets shit done, oh, watch her fly! Bye-bye bumhole, she said, these cheeks of mine no longer need to spread.

Ready to live life without chronic pain, Hungry to chase my dreams repeatedly. Sure, I will miss you, Butthole. It will feel a little odd, but I can’t wait to see what I can achieve with a happy, healthy bod.

Not having to run off to take a poo, this is something a time-poor girl could get used to. Seeing her bag for the first time, she sighed, Bye, bye bumhole, she cried.

Getting used to this body and getting to know it again, this emotional turmoil continues, although it will not be in vain. The opportunity for health, what a feeling to seize

Her tummy felt warm, and her heart was at ease
Bye-bye, bumhole, her body squealed with delight.
We are ready to give you comfort, and you no longer must fight
She will get used to living with her new bit of gear
Showing others what’s important and having no fear.
Bye-bye bumhole, her friend said with relief
You have put my loved one through so much grief.
I’m happy you are gone and out of her way
Now, please let her be kind to herself; she needs it today
Despite the agony, she never moans
No one would know she is living with bloody Crohn’s
Bye-bye bumhole, she finally said with a smile
I’ve been waiting for this moment for quite a while

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